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Barry McGuire sings "I Pledge Allegiance"

What does it mean to be an American?

By Barry McGuire

"America is an eclectic society that my ancestors have been building for the last 200 years. Every race and creed, every nationality and color, have come together from all parts of the world. Some came in chains, some came in bond, some came thinking themselves poor, and others came thinking themselves rich. Together, through pain, struggle and bloodshed a nation has been birthed. A nation like no other that has come before. We have been given an opportunity here to show the world a unity and a brotherhood of mankind that could change the course of human history. If we let this opportunity, that has been purchased by the blood of the millions of men and women who came before us, if we let this opportunity slip away, then we don稚 deserve the gift we致e been given and we don稚 deserve to be called Americans."

Barry McGuire sings
"Mr Hakk N' Koff"

Take a stab at Big Tabacco with Mr Hakk N Koff!

If you are thinking of quitting smoking, Mr. Hakk says don't be a hippy, lighten up! If you're a young child under the age of 18, Mr. Hakk suggests that a few smokes a day may do more for your self esteem than you can imagine.

Mr. Hakk is a rude, disgusting, and obnoxious character who advocates for big tobacco. Mr. Hakk is so cool that even 60's icon and Grammy award winning singer songwriter Barry McGuire recorded a song for him.